elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr
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i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name
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the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
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I decided that his gas clouds would be condensing mercury.
Magnefing more like Magnifique.
uwu
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Because I’ve seen this come up on my dash so often and it always seemed like a fun exercise that I had to try it at least once.
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